itsthechocolatemilkparty;
Boże serio? Nie musisz sobie powtarzać tego przed lustrem bo masz zajebista figure <3

To wszystko zasługa dobrej pozy, ale mimo wszystko dziękuję <3

pheeta:

tacoposey:

beacon hills town slogan: 

"don’t trust anybody. no one. don’t trust your neighbor. don’t trust your friends. don’t trust your mom. don’t trust your dog. no one. don’t do it."

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

eowyner:

do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

sassycappy87:

Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

missingmahealani:

Jordan “I’m slightly offended that I’m only worth 5 dollars on this hitlist and not at all concerned that I’m even on the hitlist in the first place.” Parrish